Have you been naughty or nice this year? There’s really only one man who knows for certain, and he lives in the North Pole, rides a sleigh driven by reindeer and has been married to the same woman for, well, ever. His name is Santa Claus. And we at The Huffington Post Canada were lucky enough to sneak a few moments with jolly old Saint Nicholas ahead of his headline appearance at The 107th Annual Santa Claus Parade in Toronto. Turns out assessing your naughty/nice factor is more complicated you’d think.
“There’s really no one way to know if you’ve been good or bad,” says Mr. Claus. “The most important thing is to feel good about yourself inside. You should think before you speak to others and think before you act. If you’re doing all of these things, you’re for sure on the nice list.” Other tips to ensure you’re as good as gold: Ask others for help, smile, try to brighten another person’s day, be cheerful and think positively.
Helpful information to note, but what if, for reasons beyond or within your control, you’ve spent 2011 being extra grumpy and dumping on everyone around you? Is there a way to get off the naughty list and back into Santa’s good books — whether you’re a child or adult?
“Ho, ho, ho! There sure is,” Santa says. “Make a promise to yourself and those around you to improve your life and to become a most positive person. Just making an effort will help you go from being bad to good. So smile at strangers while walking your dog. Help animals. Help your neighbours. Help your coworkers. Don’t just sit around and watch the boob tube. Try to make the world a better, happier place.”
And to ensure this holiday season is sweeter than ever, Mr. Claus offers some surprising advice for a man who’s made his career out of giving gifts.
“Don’t overdo it. Two gifts are just as good as 100. We all need to appreciate what we have, especially kids. We want to spoil our loved ones, but it’s best to remember that you’re fortunate because of what you have.” Santa also advises everyone take some time to kick back and relax. “Stop doing so many things,” he says. “Enjoy time with family. Watch a favourite holiday movie. Enjoy a cookie or two. Everything in moderation. That’s what will make you and me happy.”
Speaking of cookies, what does Santa really like to eat when he comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve? “Sliced apples with carrots, one oatmeal raisin cookie and orange juice.” It’s a healthy diet for a dude who traditionally enjoyed shortbread and a glass of milk. “I have to start watching my waistline,” admits Santa, who’s known for his belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly. Does he share any of his goodies with his reindeer? “I absolutely do. They love carrots.”
Which brings us to Rudolph, that reindeer with his nose-so-bright who guided Santa’s sleigh to children’s homes one night. With such a bright, bulbous nose and after climbing the ranks of regular reindeer to sleigh leader, we were curious: does Santa really prefer Rudolph to the others deers (sorry Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen)?
“Ho, ho, ho! I have to say yes. He really saved Christmas one year and he’s also the youngest, so I’ve kind of taken him under my wing,” says Santa. That’s not to say Jolly Old Saint Nicolas doesn’t love his other deers. It’s just that Rudolph holds a special place in the red-suited man’s heart.
One of the other things we learned during our brief convo with the merriest of men: Mr. Claus has — finally — invited his amazing wife, Mrs. Claus, to join him in this year’s parade in Toronto. “It’s her first year in the parade and she’s very excited. She’s going to be on her own float, just ahead of mine. She’s also going to wear a special bonnet. It’s going to be great.”